Month: March 2018

The Journey Of A Tadpole (ch .2)

When I went outside the cave again , a gun bonked me in the head . I brought it into our cave and shot a stream of water 10 meters away ! Raptor was so surprised that he fell into the water . I then went outside and asked one of my octopus friends to squirt some ink into the gun and I renamed the gun as  “ The Ink-Blaster 5000 ! ” . This was the first serious weapon that I had ever made!

Since I know that everything is made of earth , air , fire , and water , I will write down the elements everything is made of . I will write f for fire , e for earth , a for air , and w for water . For example :

rubber bands = e+a

ink = e+w

wood = w+e

plastic = f+w+e

I went outside with the gun and saw an eel swim up to me . Then I felt pain much more than I had ever felt before . It was agony ! However , I still managed to shoot it with the gun . I swam back to the cave and flopped onto the ground . Raptor revealed that he kept a store of greek fire which is an incendiary that burns under water . He said I could shoot it from my gun . I loaded it in and  went outside the cave .

I shot it at the eel and it swam away so fast that it dropped a gift card for $1000 at “Barnie’s weapons factory”.I swam out to Barnie’s  and told him that an eel dropped it . He said that he was very happy that he got it back .He said the reason was that the rude eel stole it . He was so glad to have it back that he gave it to me for free!

I saw a box labeled “1000 kunai” and immediately bought it for $500 . I brought the box back to the cave and I started practicing throwing them . I could throw them around 5 meters and hit a target. Raptor also tried and he could throw 6 meters , He could do this by using his entire body instead of just his fin.

The Journey Of A Tadpole (ch .1)

Hello . I am a tadpole . I am writing this story in the hopes that other tadpoles like me will be inspired and fight back against the tyranny of sharks .

It began the day I saw a book . I saw it because the teacher in the classroom I was in put it in front of my tank . It described the 4 elements earth, fire, air, and water as known by the greeks . Unfortunately , the next day I found myself whizzing through some pipes . The next thing I knew I splashed into a lake and saw a shark coming towards me . It slapped me across the lake and into a small cave filled with air . I was surprised to find that I could breathe on land and fell in surprise as I heard another voice  “ Wow! I have never seen another tadpole who can breathe on land before ” . He asked me how I got here and I told him that I didn’t know and that my name was Archimedes . He responded by saying his name was Raptor and that he would just call me Arch instead of Archimedes .

5 days later I remembered what I read in the science book . I tried some experiments in the air cave . Raptor had a lighter and some rocks . I did some experiments with all 4 of the elements . First I got some water and threw it . It was very ineffective . Then I threw a pebble , and it flew around 1 meter above water and 10 cm in water.The lighter worked and a huge ball of fire erupted from it . Unfortunately the fire does not work under water . The air just floated up and was useless . Then I got a bigger rock and I couldn’t throw it because it was too heavy .

The next day I swam outside the cave and suddenly was confronted by an evil carp . This horrible Carp kept poking me . Angrily , I swam back to the cave while vowing that I would have revenge on the carp . In the cave I asked Raptor for 2 pieces of rope and using them , Using the pieces I made a sling . I learned how to make slings from a science demo in the high school where I grew up . Unfortunately I was terrible at it and I could only sling a rock around 1 . 5 meters .

Even though I was bad at the sling , I still went out of the cave and confronted the carp.I slinged a rock at its face and it swam away in terror . The carp dropped a rubber band and I took it . In the cave, Raptor told me that if I got a curved piece of wood and looped the rubber band through the ends , I could shoot a rock much further than when I had thrown it . I followed his instructions and I made a slingshot that could shoot a rock 5 meters away !


The Dragons (ch.15)

Oh no!

I gasped because it looked like the scythe of ASDFQWERZXCV .It suddenly said “Hello , I am the scythe of ASDFQWERZXCV ” . I was so surprised by this that I dropped it ! The scythe suddenly teleported Drago and his siblings away .

When Drago and his siblings looked around they saw only one tunnel leading somewhere so they went there.When they came out the other end they saw a riddle on the far wall of the cave.The dragons all went to get a closer look and the tunnel closed behind them.The riddle read “what is The Beginning of eternity, The end of time and space, The beginning of every end, And the end of every place.”

Amber said “The Letter e” then the wall crumbled revealing Dracul and Genghis Khan with an army of 1 million quark bomb wielding soldiers…

The Dragons (ch.14)

The legend of the scythe of ASDFQWERZXCV

The scythe of ASDFQWERZXCV is a weapon forged by ASDFQWERZXCV from before the splitting of the multiverse . This scythe has 3 special properties : First , it can change colors and for every different color it has a different power . Secondly , only a worthy being can wield it . And thirdly , it talks ! It was scattered after the megaverse bombs were detonated and has never been pieced together from the time crystals since this happened .

1    some known colors and their corresponding powers:

  • green : poison
  • blue : heat
  • silver : neutron star bullets
  • gold : solar wind
  • black : detonate
  • rainbow : recombine (recombine all atoms of target into a chair ore some similar item)

The Dragons (ch.13)

The Scythe

Then I opened the door and Drago stepped in . He asked me who I was and I explained that I was the narrator dragon . Suddenly the time crystal flew out of Drago’s claws and went toward my partially finished collection of time crystals .


It clicked together with the other crystals and started to glow blue and hum with energy .

full crystal

It suddenly started to crackle , it started to compact and soon became a wicked looking scythe that jumped into my claws .