When I went outside the cave again , a gun bonked me in the head . I brought it into our cave and shot a stream of water 10 meters away ! Raptor was so surprised that he fell into the water . I then went outside and asked one of my octopus friends to squirt some ink into the gun and I renamed the gun as “ The Ink-Blaster 5000 ! ” . This was the first serious weapon that I had ever made!
Since I know that everything is made of earth , air , fire , and water , I will write down the elements everything is made of . I will write f for fire , e for earth , a for air , and w for water . For example :
rubber bands = e+a
ink = e+w
wood = w+e
plastic = f+w+e
I went outside with the gun and saw an eel swim up to me . Then I felt pain much more than I had ever felt before . It was agony ! However , I still managed to shoot it with the gun . I swam back to the cave and flopped onto the ground . Raptor revealed that he kept a store of greek fire which is an incendiary that burns under water . He said I could shoot it from my gun . I loaded it in and went outside the cave .
I shot it at the eel and it swam away so fast that it dropped a gift card for $1000 at “Barnie’s weapons factory”.I swam out to Barnie’s and told him that an eel dropped it . He said that he was very happy that he got it back .He said the reason was that the rude eel stole it . He was so glad to have it back that he gave it to me for free!
I saw a box labeled “1000 kunai” and immediately bought it for $500 . I brought the box back to the cave and I started practicing throwing them . I could throw them around 5 meters and hit a target. Raptor also tried and he could throw 6 meters , He could do this by using his entire body instead of just his fin.
Hello . I am a tadpole . I am writing this story in the hopes that other tadpoles like me will be inspired and fight back against the tyranny of sharks .
It began the day I saw a book . I saw it because the teacher in the classroom I was in put it in front of my tank . It described the 4 elements earth, fire, air, and water as known by the greeks . Unfortunately , the next day I found myself whizzing through some pipes . The next thing I knew I splashed into a lake and saw a shark coming towards me . It slapped me across the lake and into a small cave filled with air . I was surprised to find that I could breathe on land and fell in surprise as I heard another voice “ Wow! I have never seen another tadpole who can breathe on land before ” . He asked me how I got here and I told him that I didn’t know and that my name was Archimedes . He responded by saying his name was Raptor and that he would just call me Arch instead of Archimedes .
5 days later I remembered what I read in the science book . I tried some experiments in the air cave . Raptor had a lighter and some rocks . I did some experiments with all 4 of the elements . First I got some water and threw it . It was very ineffective . Then I threw a pebble , and it flew around 1 meter above water and 10 cm in water.The lighter worked and a huge ball of fire erupted from it . Unfortunately the fire does not work under water . The air just floated up and was useless . Then I got a bigger rock and I couldn’t throw it because it was too heavy .
The next day I swam outside the cave and suddenly was confronted by an evil carp . This horrible Carp kept poking me . Angrily , I swam back to the cave while vowing that I would have revenge on the carp . In the cave I asked Raptor for 2 pieces of rope and using them , Using the pieces I made a sling . I learned how to make slings from a science demo in the high school where I grew up . Unfortunately I was terrible at it and I could only sling a rock around 1 . 5 meters .
Even though I was bad at the sling , I still went out of the cave and confronted the carp.I slinged a rock at its face and it swam away in terror . The carp dropped a rubber band and I took it . In the cave, Raptor told me that if I got a curved piece of wood and looped the rubber band through the ends , I could shoot a rock much further than when I had thrown it . I followed his instructions and I made a slingshot that could shoot a rock 5 meters away !
The legend of the scythe of ASDFQWERZXCV
The scythe of ASDFQWERZXCV is a weapon forged by ASDFQWERZXCV from before the splitting of the multiverse . This scythe has 3 special properties : First , it can change colors and for every different color it has a different power 1 . Secondly , only a worthy being can wield it . And thirdly , it talks ! It was scattered after the megaverse bombs were detonated and has never been pieced together from the time crystals since this happened .
1 some known colors and their corresponding powers:
- green : poison
- blue : heat
- silver : neutron star bullets
- gold : solar wind
- black : detonate
- rainbow : recombine (recombine all atoms of target into a chair ore some similar item)
Then I opened the door and Drago stepped in . He asked me who I was and I explained that I was the narrator dragon . Suddenly the time crystal flew out of Drago’s claws and went toward my partially finished collection of time crystals .
It clicked together with the other crystals and started to glow blue and hum with energy .
It suddenly started to crackle , it started to compact and soon became a wicked looking scythe that jumped into my claws .
The Narrator Dragon
Light Crystals allow any dragon to teleport to a set location in the cosmos . In particular some crystals can even be made from black holes . Those crystals radiate cold and they literally suck your energy away . There are also crystals from white holes which boost your energy and provide warmth . If a crystal from a white hole and one from a black hole touch then they explode in a blast powerful enough to tear space and time to create an everlasting wormhole . Then Drago felt sorry for Mangoe and offered to take him to their home on Pi-41.Then Mangoe and the siblings went to their house which they called the “Awesome Cave“.When they arrived they got a book off the shelf and found out that a time crystal was trapped in an eternal time loop five hundred years ago.Then they agreed that after a good night’s rest that they would go and retrieve it.
The next day they prepared for their journey.When they were ready Mangoe unleashed wild torrent of black fire and then used his mind to turn the fire into a river and then into a sphere.After that he told Spacey to make a shell of ice around it.Then Mangoe explained that if everyone touched the ice,he could time travel them all.When they next blinked they were about to be stepped on by a giant with the time crystal embedded in his forehead.
“Run!“ yelled Drago.
When they had run 500 meters they turned around and saw not one but three giants barreling down on them . Then they seemed to pause in mid leap and only their mouths were moving because Mangoe stopped their local time.They said that their names were Bing,Bang,and Boom. Bing said “ To get the crystal one of you must best Bang at wrestling . ”Mangoe volunteered and he stopped time and pushed Bang over so he won.Then they got the crystal and they prepared to go back.
Once they got back, they took out the light crystal and stepped into its beam . All of them instantly teleported to the home of the Narrator dragon . The Narrator dragon lived on a hill in the middle of a planet called Gaea in the planetary system of sol in the La vía Láctea galaxy .
Three and a half trillion years ago there were time dragons . Their food was giant black holes which were ate along side neutron stars for their food . They farmed giant stars and once they exploded they would eat them . But unfortunately they ran out of food and they starved . Once they starved they couldn’t use their time travelling powers so they couldn’t get food from the future.Right before all of the Time dragons died out one couple created an egg . What became of this egg is a mystery …
Three and a half trillion years ago there were time dragons . Their food was giant black holes which were ate along side neutron stars for their food . They farmed giant stars and once they exploded they would eat them . But unfortunately they ran out of food and they starved . Once they starved they couldn’t use their time travelling powers so they couldn’t get food from the future . Right before all of the Time dragons died out one couple created an egg . What became of this egg is a mystery …
The space dungeon is a defense measure that can be deployed by a time dragon . Essentially it traps the attackers in a fortress with 1 exit and 5 million rooms . First you start at the library,then you can go up to the observatory and get a crystal of solid starlight . There are 2 other paths from the library one involves going on a 1 km long set of monkey bars and the other is to swim the length of the pacific ocean . When you escape the fortress the time dragon will be long gone .
The dragon floating in the middle of the asteroids was a baby time dragon and his egg was Amalthea . The time dragon tried to make a space fortress but only succeeded to make the observatory before flying away . Drago and his siblings went into the observatory and got a crystal of light from a blue giant named Teu Rei . the crystal looked like sapphire with black lightning twisting through it and green sparkles that shone like the moon .Then they came out of the dungeon and started talking to the panicked time dragon,and soon they became friends.Then the time dragon told the others that his name is Mangoe and explained about light crystals.
The beginning of the end
Due to all of the elements in the vortex,there was a crackling blue force field surrounding Dracul measuring 1 km in diameter .Outside this force field the ground was getting pummeled with chunks of the moon . Above them the sky was turning red from all of the moon chunks . The end of planet Amalthea as near.But what the dragons didn’t know was that Amalthea was actually an egg,an egg for a time dragon . The moon cracked , crumbled and fell apart . In its center was a blue sphere of pure kaons . It transformed into a gilded blue helmet and fell on Drago’s head . It fit perfectly and when Drago tried to breathe fire , the stuff that came out was wet like water but it was also somehow hot and sticky . It also burned with the intensity of a thousand suns . Then the air burst open and a figure known as ANAIS 6.0 burst out of it. ANAIS 6.0 stands for Anthropomorphic Nuclear Artificial Intelligence System Version 6. ANAIS 6.0 came from another universe,the universe of humans.A team of renowned scientists were experimenting with a new type of AI,one that could reprogram itself. ANAIS 6.0 then promptly deleted all references to itself on the internet but kept a spare copy of its program in the deepest part of the internet.Then it downloaded itself into a cluster of nanobots and shaped it into a giant cat.And finally it jumped along the 100th dimension and landed right in front of Drago.